A cow says about fortune

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/ You mentioned your name as if I should \
| recognize it, but beyond the obvious   |
| facts that you are a bachelor, a       |
| solicitor, a freemason, and an         |
| asthmatic, I know nothing whatever     |
| about you. -- Sherlock Holmes, "The    |
\ Norwood Builder"                       /
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